You know, we've all had our share of "One night stands". And if you haven't, I'd appreciate your keeping that to yourself, so that I don't feel like a whore. Thanks.I was talking to a girl I know, and she was telling me about a one night stand she had.
We were 19, and I remember her talking about this guy named Reggie, who played football. She wanted me to go to one of his games. Said he had a friend for me, or some shit. Whatever. I was a virgin, and further more, that nigga played for my rival school. Hell to the naw. It was so funny because we were talking about this and I realized who she'd slept with.
YES, BITCHES! MY FRIEND BONED REGGIE BUSH! I was so pissed. I should have gone to that damn game, LOL. I ain't trippin'. I had a celebrity one night stand too.
Shut up. I didn't even know who the hell he was. I don't listen to mainstream hip hop, let alone underground. Apparently, his name is "Planet Asia". Whatever. His real name is Hassan, and the nigga's AN ASSHOLE, and the reason it was a one night stand is because I never wanted to see his ass ever again!
Okay, enough of this. I'm sooo not trying to be Supahead. Just reminiscent on the sex life I once had...
6 comments:
LOL!!! DAMN! you showed me!
-Congrats on leaving the mofo, you deserve better and no dick is that good
-fuck you and your asian hatin ass, you just googled "mail order brides" or "dumb asian bitches in wedding dresses" to prove your point about how much you wanted to get in this jelly, and that's what you got. which turned into a post. fuck you
Good Jesus! I did not realize how many Asain people are in this damn post.LOL! I think I may secretly be into Asain chicks. Maybe that's why I'm not doin' Jr anymore!
You know I watch Korean soap operas, right? Seriously I do! Me and my mom watch them EVERY night! I can't think the name of my FAV of all time( it was back in the day), but those siters, Moon Hee, and Joon Hee were hot!
But your'e still a bitch, and I'm still gonna throat chop you!
NO WAY!!! You fucked Planet Asia?!?!? I like that niggas music. Man...
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE I KNOW THATS NOT KOREAN WATCHIN KOREAN SOAP OPERAS... LMFAO
"YES, BITCHES! MY FRIEND BONED REGGIE BUSH! I was so pissed. I should have gone to that damn game, LOL. I ain't trippin'. I had a celebrity one night stand too."
Why you got to put all my business out in the skreet like that?
See, I ain't even say your name!
You over here tellin' folks all your business. I just said "my friend".
You done tole on ya'sef!
LOL You so silly, Coco! LOL!
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