Monday, February 5, 2007

I'm Beating Jess' Ass...


And when I'm done, your ass will be hotter than a DVD in a crack house. Keep playing with me, bitch.



Hey y'all! It's Black History Month! Y'all know what that means? It's the only time of year that you can get a date, Negra? Ha. Funny. You guys are assholes.

No! It means that since we have a whole month dedicated to race, (a whooping 28 days, yeah!), I'm going to overlook all the ignorance that we sometimes (all to damn often) participate in! Shucking? Ignored. Jiving? Disregarded. Cooning?Completely tuned out!

So keeping all that in mind, let us now have a look at some people who are not of Negroid decent acting foolishly.

I present to you:

Couples Who Need Their Ass Beat

Who told them this was a good idea? That photographer needs to be shot.









Clearly, once wasn't enough for these folks. What's with the damn moose though? Geez.




If I go to Hell, it ain't gone be for making fun of blind folks. Moving right along...




She looks like she needs a blood transfusion. I really hope she's not a Jehovah's witness and gets the help she needs.





You know, if you and all of your bridesmaids are battling SARS, you might want to be at the nearest clinic, rather than getting married. Just my opinion.




Isn't Wal-Mart great? I mean, you get to purchase awesome multi- color pastel polyester stripped shirts, and then take a picture with your sweetie afterwards!





Aww, a pimp and his bottom bitch make it official. Wait is he Black? Gahdamn it motherfucking shit, how did he get on this post. Shit.



GAHDAMN.





Her parents just sold her for an ox, and two pounds of figs.




I'm done. Not that anything I said prior to this photo was actually funny I can't even be funny about this. The shit is just wrong. Wow. Insert your own joke here.





Stay tunned for more half assed (and super unfunny) posts to come! Ciao!







3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know this girl will go to the mall and take a picture in a white tshirt with her name scrawled in half assed graffiti and glitter with her mans. You need to stop taking shots at these kind folks.

And if you get to laugh at blind people then how come I can't laugh and make fun of people with missing limbs?

La Negra Linda said...

"And if you get to laugh at blind people then how come I can't laugh and make fun of people with missing limbs?"

Never in my life have I met someone so eager to spend eternity in hell. Please contact Lucifer before the end of the month. He has some FASFA forms for you to fill out.

Anonymous said...

When is the last time I told you I adore you and I am coming to the valley to hang out witchoo..neva! OK I love you, lol...